Relative Pattern, Changes, and Causality

I was going to talk about how I'm now the drummer of Neptune's Favor, a new rock band. But then I realized, this space is made to waste your time, my time, and internet space. So I'll try my best to present it in this manner.

Drum is an object. An object that I hit repeatedly in a pattern of my choice. Each person who hits drums will make certain patterns in relation to time. There are countless patterns of time that can be created. And, even though some patterns will sound almost the same, there are differences in the hundredth of miliseconds to the pattern that will make each person's pattern different. In addition, patterns can also be compared in relation to intensity of mass and acceleration of the object that is used to hit the drums. Moreover, there are also the molecular traits and composition of the hitting objects and the drum that contribute to the overal pattern that is being presented. This is not unlike the einsten's theory of relativity and aristotle's causality

In an attempt to shorten the ways I can waste your time, my time, and the internet space, after 2 hours of coming up with patterns to Neptune's Favor' patterns, Neptune's Favor favored my patterns to hit objects with other objects. My patterns will be combine with their patterns to create density changes in the air arround us. That changes of density in the air will move each air molecule next to it and eventually the air near your ear drum to make changes to your ear drum. Changes in your eardrums will create physiological effects to your mood and behaviour. Hopefully, your mood and behaviour will change for the better.
(Please let me know if you want me to waste your time on the relativity of the word "better")

My psychologist friend will surely be proud of me for the this post (except for grammatical error). I'm especially proud of my use of "not unlike" on the last sentence of the second paragraph. Right 'Ndra?

I think I'm opening my own personal counseling service and metaphysic palm reading. 25% off on the second service if you get both services within 3 days. Promotional offer ends by the time you finish reading this sentence. See * at the bottom for details.



*what do you expect???

Home

Looking for a place to stay
Where is home?
Walking this path
on my own
Dragging my feet
While trying to fly

They say don't give up hope
We're all in the same boat
Sometimes you're up
Sometimes you're nowhere
But this life goes on
So long as you
choose to move along

Trying to make my mark
Shine some lights through the dark
All the time playing superman
While I'm nothing but Clark

Where is home?
I can't see the light
Stumbling on my own feet
Making me my own culprit

Where is home?
A place I long to see
That place I long to stay
The place I can be safe

They say don't give up hope
We're all in the same boat
Sometimes you're up
Sometimes you're nowhere
But this life goes on
So long as you
choose to move along

Moving my soul to
different time and place
Trying different me
to fit with grace
Hoping that I'll see
A place with my name on it
A love with my own in it

They say don't give up hope
We're all in the same boat

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umm... what boat?
Well, according to merriam-webster online dictionary, boat is:
"a small vessel for travel on water"

So, it could be anything as long as it's a vessel, it's for travel, and travel on water. A cousin to a boat is an ark. One famous ark is Noah's ark
However, that ark supposedly fit every two animals. So it's not practical for personal use. A yacht would be much better fit. It's large, but not too large. It's perfect to throw parties or just
take a leisure drive toward the open ocean. Great for small vacations to clear your mind off the burdens of everyday life.

So what today's post is trying to say is that I need a yacht. Please send donations to me. I only accept money order, cashier's check, and cash. And it would be great if you can send enough money so I can afford several yachts.

Thanks for letting me waste your time in this wasted internet space.


(I'm not weird. I'm a unique genius)