Relative Pattern, Changes, and Causality

I was going to talk about how I'm now the drummer of Neptune's Favor, a new rock band. But then I realized, this space is made to waste your time, my time, and internet space. So I'll try my best to present it in this manner.

Drum is an object. An object that I hit repeatedly in a pattern of my choice. Each person who hits drums will make certain patterns in relation to time. There are countless patterns of time that can be created. And, even though some patterns will sound almost the same, there are differences in the hundredth of miliseconds to the pattern that will make each person's pattern different. In addition, patterns can also be compared in relation to intensity of mass and acceleration of the object that is used to hit the drums. Moreover, there are also the molecular traits and composition of the hitting objects and the drum that contribute to the overal pattern that is being presented. This is not unlike the einsten's theory of relativity and aristotle's causality

In an attempt to shorten the ways I can waste your time, my time, and the internet space, after 2 hours of coming up with patterns to Neptune's Favor' patterns, Neptune's Favor favored my patterns to hit objects with other objects. My patterns will be combine with their patterns to create density changes in the air arround us. That changes of density in the air will move each air molecule next to it and eventually the air near your ear drum to make changes to your ear drum. Changes in your eardrums will create physiological effects to your mood and behaviour. Hopefully, your mood and behaviour will change for the better.
(Please let me know if you want me to waste your time on the relativity of the word "better")

My psychologist friend will surely be proud of me for the this post (except for grammatical error). I'm especially proud of my use of "not unlike" on the last sentence of the second paragraph. Right 'Ndra?

I think I'm opening my own personal counseling service and metaphysic palm reading. 25% off on the second service if you get both services within 3 days. Promotional offer ends by the time you finish reading this sentence. See * at the bottom for details.



*what do you expect???