Truth, Justice, and the American Way

Superman. The ultimate American hero. Stands for truth, justice, and the American way.

Well, for one, he evaded INS and snucked into US inside a space capsule. Then he lied about his identity, changed his name to Clark Kent cause Kal-El sounds foreign. Some people are saying that's it's not "just" when other people had to wait several years to come into the country while others snuck in and get a job right away. Now, who knows how Superman got his papers so he could work at the Daily Planet? That's one less job for American citizen to have. And now he even brings his cousin, Supergirl, over too. Now Kara Zor-El changed her name to Linda Lee, attended public high school, and went to college on government's money (scholarship). Totally milking citizens' money. Again, no papers.

So in conclusion, Americans should secure our borders, and try to take Superman out. He might try to come back in through a tunnel. Maybe we can ask Lex for help.

Superman, if you're reading this, you should apply for Canada. I heard they're friendlier, and process you faster.

Thank you